ASK KEEF
Welcome to the chemistry lab. *transporting chemicals* Careful. This is toxic and highly reactive. I work in a very dangerous place every day. *mixing chemicals* FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! *explosion* Somebody put the wrong label on this stuff!
Anonymous

Wow this is so cool! It’s like opening a present!

*playing upbeat rock n roll on an electric guitar*
Anonymous

YAHHH!!! Rock on!

Look how tiny I am. How am I going to get to skool? How am I going to prevent being crushed or...swallowed? I don't wanna go through that again...*shudders*
Anonymous

*finger hugs* You can sit on my shoulder!

Keef this is Zim I must ask you this normal human like Question!? HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY HOUSE!?
Anonymous

No…?

You see someone who's sad. You know she is, but she keeps denying it. What do you say to her?
Anonymous

Aw cheer up buddy! It will be okay!

I am Predator. I kill my own food. Do you like rattlesnake or deer meat? *puts the shotgun down and picks up the hunting knife* I can cook up some stuff.
Anonymous

Ya sure… But please move that gun…. O_o

*The phone rings and I went to answer* Hello...!? Keef!? I told you I do not require you're services
Anonymous

Oh… I’m sorry….

I'm stuck at a height of one inch. I fell into a girl's drink and she almost swallowed me. It's been like this all day. I'm tired, cold, and scared.
Anonymous

Aw! I’m sorry little friend you can stay with me!

Btw, theres already an ask/rp blog for keef. just sayin
Anonymous

I know! I am his friend! I’m everyones friend! :D

Who wants to ask me questions?!?

Who wants to ask me questions?!?