Wow this is so cool! It’s like opening a present!
Welcome to the chemistry lab. *transporting chemicals* Careful. This is toxic and highly reactive. I work in a very dangerous place every day. *mixing chemicals* FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! *explosion* Somebody put the wrong label on this stuff!
Look how tiny I am. How am I going to get to skool? How am I going to prevent being crushed or...swallowed? I don't wanna go through that again...*shudders*
*finger hugs* You can sit on my shoulder!
You see someone who's sad. You know she is, but she keeps denying it. What do you say to her?
Aw cheer up buddy! It will be okay!
Keef this is Zim I must ask you this normal human like Question!? HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY HOUSE!?
I am Predator. I kill my own food. Do you like rattlesnake or deer meat? *puts the shotgun down and picks up the hunting knife* I can cook up some stuff.
Ya sure… But please move that gun…. O_o
*The phone rings and I went to answer* Hello...!? Keef!? I told you I do not require you're services
Oh… I’m sorry….
I'm stuck at a height of one inch. I fell into a girl's drink and she almost swallowed me. It's been like this all day. I'm tired, cold, and scared.
Aw! I’m sorry little friend you can stay with me!
Btw, theres already an ask/rp blog for keef. just sayin
I know! I am his friend! I’m everyones friend! :D